SHORT FUSE READING

I had a great time at Short Fuse in Brighton, on 17th July, but my batty writer forgot to post, and I can't spell yet.

There were four reads, me being one, and my writer's friend called Jo Horsman (who is skinny and wears sparkly tights) being another one. It was a fun party.

My batty writer had been asked to read Dodie's Gift out of moi, because it fitted the theme of the party.

ECLECTICA INTERVIEW

My batty writer is interviewed all about Moi on a place called Eclectica. By a nice lady called Tania Hershman, whose birthday it is today, and I hope she is having a cake with lots of candles.

But my writer also managed to get in a few bits about herself and her other writing, which I think is just NOT ON.

She is such a hogger of MY limelight.

If you must, her INTERVIEW is HERE.

WEST CORK LITERARY FESTIVAL

I am famous. I am Big in Bantry. I was in a bookshop window for nearly a whole five days, until I got all sold. All twenty copies, or something, which my batty writer says is lovely, and I say there's a long way to go before she's Dan Brown.

He sells squillions of copies of his books, and is very rich.

But.

I have something he doesn't. I have a pink jumper.

(Oh. And the week was great, and the bookshop was full for my batty writer to read out of moi, and I saw three ladies crying afterwards. I hope that wasn't cos I am bad...and I got a second bit read on Friday night at the bedtime reading. Only that was the one about swapping skin with a drug addict. I don't like that one, myself. )