Well, I dont know. A girl goes to sleep for a few weeks on her shelf and wakes up to find she's got a rival. Huh. My batty writer seems to have another book out there.
I dont like the title - its called Short Circuit. What sort of title is that? And whats more there is just a brain on the cover, a lightbulb and a plant. I ask you. Not a whiff of a pink jumper.
And what's worse, people seem to be buying this monstrosity. Look! It got higher than moi in the Salt bestsellers list before christmas and that is sheer poo.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall when they open the thing though! There isnt a decent story in the whole book. It's all boring old essays by people I've never heard of. About how to write. Codswallop. I can write. I've got a crayon. I didnt need a book with a brain on the cover to show me how.
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