Sunday 28 June 2009

MUMMEEEE!

I have gone and got lost! I don't know where I am! help! I am in a big box and it is veeeery dark.
I am in a place called Eastbourne. I know this cos I heard them talking.
"What a dump," they said before driving off and leaving moi in my boxes on a floor somewhere.
Thing is, I am only wearing my paper coat. It is hot at the moment, but if I am not found until the winter, I may die!

(I am in Eastbourne, in a load of boxes, at the distributors. I have been here for ages, and I need the loo. Please will someone put moi on a shelf? I need to be bought, and read, and I need people to tell me I am beautiful again. or I shall cry.....)_

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