On this coooool blog...

Hey, I'm on this cooool blog today, called

LITERARY REJECTIONS ON DISPLAY

and my batty writer is nattering about how I got out there. Moi.

Ich bin ein BOOK!

However. For once she's saying stuff about learning to write before you call yourself an undiscovered genius. Pah and thrice pah!

I can write like a dream. In red crayon... I got a GOLD STAR from Miss Atkins last week. For writing my NAME with only one spelling mistake. So YA BOO SUCKS.

One day, far from BEING a book, I shall write one myself. And show you all how eeeeeeeeeeeeeasy peeeeeeeeasy it is.

And I shall do it in my News Book, in joined up writing. You wait. AND I bet I'll get another gold star.